I claim no responsibility for the below question. I found it on a comment board posted by someone named “abelincon” and thought it was too amazing not to pass along to other people. Is it real or not real; who cares. I think more than anything it encapsulates the ambition that we as a nation have going into 2012: “The other day I bought a vial of liquid THC from this guy I met at the bus stop. It’s in this little plastic cup like you get from mcdonalds and its all clear like water and it doesn’t smell like weed at all it doesnt really smell like anything. And dude told me that you are supposed to sprinkle it on some weed and let it dry out so that it crystalizes and coats the weed and you get super fucking wasted. So I did that and we got really baked and I had another great idea what if I just smoked that shit straight. But the problem is there isnt a way to get the flame onto the liquid thc in the cup and create smoke without melting the cup. So we were like fuck it and we got some paper towels and poured the liquid thc on there and rolled it up like a joint. But the problem there is that cuz it was all wet it didnt stick straight out like a joint it fucking sagged down and half of the paper fell off into the dirt. Plus that thing was wet as hell and I almost burnt my whole moustache off trying to get the thing lit. Is there an easier way to smoke a liquid or do you need to have like a bunsen burner and shit like they use at school? How can you take liquid thc straight to the dome??”  - abelincon

I claim no responsibility for the below question. I found it on a comment board posted by someone named “abelincon” and thought it was too amazing not to pass along to other people. Is it real or not real; who cares. I think more than anything it encapsulates the ambition that we as a nation have going into 2012:

“The other day I bought a vial of liquid THC from this guy I met at the bus stop. It’s in this little plastic cup like you get from mcdonalds and its all clear like water and it doesn’t smell like weed at all it doesnt really smell like anything. And dude told me that you are supposed to sprinkle it on some weed and let it dry out so that it crystalizes and coats the weed and you get super fucking wasted. So I did that and we got really baked and I had another great idea what if I just smoked that shit straight. But the problem is there isnt a way to get the flame onto the liquid thc in the cup and create smoke without melting the cup. So we were like fuck it and we got some paper towels and poured the liquid thc on there and rolled it up like a joint. But the problem there is that cuz it was all wet it didnt stick straight out like a joint it fucking sagged down and half of the paper fell off into the dirt. Plus that thing was wet as hell and I almost burnt my whole moustache off trying to get the thing lit. Is there an easier way to smoke a liquid or do you need to have like a bunsen burner and shit like they use at school? How can you take liquid thc straight to the dome??”  - abelincon

  1. sedagain reblogged this from oodlesofpun and added:
    2012. Onward and upward.
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