LIVE TWEETING DURING JURY DUTY
- Week 2 of Jury Duty. Shit’s boring as hell. Dude looks guilty as fuck. Defense can save it’s “evidence” for someone who gives a shit
- Judge chick is INTO it! She just scissor kicked that white creamy ottoMan!
- Judged yelled, “the world is 1 bad oyster, and I’m one mad cracker, and u are a lemon, and u, ur like tobasco guy, & u, u r tiny fork man!”
- Lawyer mayonnaise couch has a gun! He’s a Lawyer Cop! I hope the Ninja Judge has a Gavel Gun… She Does!
- She just shot Lawyer Cop in the belly and jelly came out! Oooooh, the Sweedish in me likey!
- oh no, the bailiff has freed himself and is attacking me with a karate Chop!
- The Karate Chop hit my gold chain! His karate chop bounced off my gold chain and he sliced himself in two! The gold chain saved my life!
RT “Are you on acid? No, wait, I am.” - Prosecutor